7 Jokes For Shift

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Updated on: Dec 12 2024

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I applied for a job as a tailor, but they said my sewing skills were 'unraveled.' Now I'm considering a career in stand-up - quite the stitch in my career path!
I thought about taking a job at the bakery, but it was a half-baked idea. Instead, I decided to work at the clock factory - it's about time I made a shift in my career.
I told my friend I was going to become a baker, and he said I was loafing around. Little does he know, it's a yeast of my concerns - I'm on the rise!
I tried to organize a space-themed party, but it was a complete disaster. I guess you could say it was a 'shift' in the wrong direction!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker - still not rolling in it, but I've got some interest on the side.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with 'Control + Alt + Delete.' Now that's what I call a hard reset on my work shift!
I applied for a job at a bakery, but they told me I kneaded more experience. Now I'm wondering if a job in the bakery would have been a real game-changer or just a doughy prospect.

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