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Went to a wedding where the groom tried to impress everyone by saying his vows in Spanish. He got a bit nervous and ended up saying, "Te amo, mi senorita," which roughly translates to "I love you, my sir." Well, at least he's polite.
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There's a new superhero in town – Senor Forgetful. His power? Misplacing things and asking, "Have you seen my keys, senor?" His arch-nemesis is that sneaky villain, Dr. Where-Did-I-Put-My-Glasses.
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I visited a coffee shop that had a sign saying "senor espressos." I thought, "Wow, even the coffee is addressing me with respect now. Should I tip my cup?
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I saw a guy at the grocery store with a shopping cart that had a sign that said "senor savings." I didn't know if he was offering discounts or just trying to find a senior-friendly mango.
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I overheard someone talking about their cat the other day, and they called it Senor Whiskers. I didn't realize cats had earned a title of nobility. Imagine the cat's reaction when it hears, "Bow down, peasants, it's Senor Whiskers' naptime.
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My GPS has a feature where it speaks to you in different accents. I selected the Spanish accent, thinking it would be exotic. Now, every time I miss a turn, it doesn't say "recalculating." Instead, it dramatically sighs, "Ay, ay, ay, senor, you never listen.
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You ever notice how "senor" is the international sign for "I'm not from around here"? You could be lost in any country, just throw in a confused "senor?" and hope for the best.
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You know you're getting old when you start referring to the TV remote as "the senor." It's like, "Honey, where's the senor? I want to change the channel to the Golden Girls marathon.
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I asked my friend if he could pass the salt, and he replied, "Si, senor." Now, every time I need something, I expect him to throw in a little Spanish flair. "Can you grab me a soda, senor?" It's become a thing.
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