5 Jokes For Second Date

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 02 2025

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The Fitness Fanatic

Deciding on an activity for the second date
At one point, she says, "Let's do a couple's yoga pose." I'm like, "How about the 'pretend you're a tree and stand very still' pose?

The Movie Buff

Choosing a movie on the second date
The movie was so dull; I turned to my date and said, "If this were a blockbuster, it would be titled 'The Silence of the Date.'

The Tech Geek

Navigating the world of dating apps on the second date
Her profile said she's into tech. I asked, "Do you like debugging?" She said, "Only if it involves getting rid of ex-boyfriends.

The Awkward Diner

Trying to impress your date at a fancy restaurant
The menu had words I've only seen in spelling bees. At one point, I just pointed and said, "I'll take the chicken with the side of pronunciation lessons.

The Animal Lover

Introducing your pets to your date on the second date
She said, "Animals can sense good chemistry." My cat hissed at me. I guess we need to work on our feline-human communication skills.

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