7+ Best One Liners Jokes For seasoning

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I told my friend he was pouring too much pepper. He told me to take it with a grain of salt.

I tried to make a pun about herbs, but I couldn't find the thyme.

I burnt my spices while cooking. Now I've got trust issues.

What do you call a spice that's a detective? Basil-ock Holmes.

I asked my chef friend for a spice recommendation. He told me to cumin and try it.

I used to play hide and seek with my spices, but they were too good at curry-ing away.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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