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Sea shells are like nature's souvenir. "Hey, remember that beach vacation?" holds up a shell "Yeah, that was me taking home a piece of it.
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Sea shells are like nature's packaging material. "Hey, thanks, ocean, for wrapping up your gifts in these beautiful little boxes!
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The thing about sea shells is, you bring them back from vacation, and suddenly you're an amateur geologist giving an impromptu presentation to anyone who visits your house. "And this one right here? That's a rare specimen from the sandy shores of...
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You ever notice how collecting sea shells is like a treasure hunt for stuff that used to be someone's home? "Oh, look at this beautiful piece of property I found washed up on the shore!
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Sea shells are the original ocean lottery. You pick one up, shake it, and hope that whatever's inside doesn't disappoint you like, "Congratulations! You've won a tiny hermit crab!
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It's funny how we're fascinated by sea shells, but if we stumbled across a regular shell on the sidewalk, we'd just think, "Oh great, someone's littering.
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I've never understood why we love picking up sea shells. It's like we're on this quest to find the one shell that screams, "Put me next to your shampoo bottle!
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The thing about sea shells is, they're like a tiny history lesson. You pick one up and think, "I wonder what adventures you've been on before you ended up in my hand, selling for 50 cents at a garage sale?
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Sea shells: the only souvenir you can find for free that will clutter your house just as effectively as the ones you paid a fortune for. "Oh, another sea shell? Perfect, that's exactly what my mantelpiece needed!
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