7+ Best One Liners Jokes For scissor

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Why did the scissors go to the party? To cut loose!

I tried to start a conversation with my scissors, but they just cut me off!

I bought a pair of scissors that claimed to be magic, but they just kept disappearing!

What did the scissors say to the hair? 'I'm cutting you out of my life!

I accidentally told my scissors a joke. They split their sides!

Why did the scissors go to the party alone? They couldn't find a plus-one!

Why did the scissor get a promotion? It always knew how to make the cut!

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