17 School Radio Show Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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I played a song about paper on the school radio. It was tear-jerkingly good! 📄🎶
I accidentally spilled coffee on the control panel at the school radio. Now there's a brewing debate on air! ☕📻
Why did the math book host the school radio show? It wanted to solve the problems on air! 🎙️
I accidentally played a horror movie soundtrack on the school radio. Now the janitor thinks the building is haunted! 👻📻
What did the pencil say to the microphone on the school radio show? 'You're making some great points!' ✏️🎤
I told a joke about vegetables on the school radio. It was corny, but the listeners really 'rooted' for it! 🌽📻
The school radio host told a joke about an elevator. It had its ups and downs, but the punchline really lifted the spirits! 🛗😄

Late Night Library Whispers

They said our school radio show needed more excitement, so I started hosting a late-night edition in the library. It was so quiet; the only thing exciting was the librarian whispering, Shh... you're disrupting the silence! Trust me, nothing says wild radio like a whispered weather forecast.

Breaking News: Pencil Drum Solo!

Our school radio show was supposed to deliver the latest news. I once decided to report breaking news in a unique way: a pencil drum solo. Needless to say, the only breaking that happened was my mom breaking into laughter when she heard the recording.

Bathroom Acoustics Review

Our school radio show desperately needed a change, so I reviewed the acoustics of different bathrooms around the campus. Turns out, the bathroom near the gym had the best sound quality. Who knew the key to great radio was hidden behind the scent of industrial-strength air fresheners?

DJ Homework Helpline

Our school radio show was all about helping students. So, I decided to host a segment called DJ Homework Helpline. It was great until the only call I got was from my mom asking how to solve a quadratic equation. Even Google couldn't save me that time.

DJ Detention

I tried being a DJ for the school radio show once. They put me on detention for excessive use of air horns. Apparently, the principal wasn't a fan of my musical enthusiasm. Who knew an air horn remix of the school anthem was frowned upon?

Silent Disco – Library Edition

Our school radio show had a budget cut, so I had to get creative. I introduced the Silent Disco – Library Edition. It was a hit, but not for the music. Turns out, students were just happy for an excuse to dance silently, avoiding eye contact during awkward slow songs.

Principal's Playlist Confessions

I managed to get a hold of the principal's playlist for the school radio show. Let's just say, Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees was on repeat. Now, I'm not saying our principal is secretly a disco enthusiast, but I haven't seen him without a glittery suit since.

Rap Battles in the Cafeteria

I wanted to spice up the school radio show, so I organized a rap battle in the cafeteria. Picture this: students dropping rhymes while trying not to drop their lunch trays. The only thing more mixed than the metaphors was the cafeteria's mystery casserole.

Mime Weather Forecast

For April Fools, I decided to give a mime weather forecast on the school radio show. Picture this: me pretending to dodge raindrops and battle gale-force winds without saying a word. The only forecast I got right was the storm of laughter from my classmates.

School Radio Show Shenanigans

You know, my school had this radio show, and I thought, Great, finally a chance for my voice to be heard! Turns out, my voice was heard by, like, three people, and they were all accidentally tuned in while searching for the cafeteria's intercom.

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