10 School Projects Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 05 2025

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Have you ever had that one group member who's as useful as a screen door on a submarine? Yeah, the person who contributes as much to the project as a penguin in a desert.
The creativity involved in school projects is impressive. I mean, who would've thought that a potato could represent the solar system? NASA, take notes!
School projects have this magical ability to turn the most patient parents into project managers on a caffeine overdose. "No, Mom, we can't use glitter on that part; it clashes with the theme.
You know it's a serious school project when you start considering a career in construction just to build that impressive, yet unstable, paper mache volcano. Because who wouldn't want a future in structural engineering based on a sixth-grade science experiment?
School projects are the only place where "group work" is just a fancy term for "let's see who can avoid doing any actual work the longest.
The stress of a school project is so real that at some point, you're not even sure if you're doing it for the grade or just to prove to yourself that you can survive the chaos.
You ever notice how school projects are like the fine print of education? They seem harmless at first, but before you know it, you're knee-deep in glue and regret.
Why do we always end up using the family pet for "show and tell" in school projects? Like, yes, Fluffy can recite the periodic table, but can he stop chewing on my science experiment?
Why is it that every school project requires a presentation? I'm just trying to glue some macaroni onto a poster board, not audition for a TED Talk.
The materials you need for school projects are like a secret society. No one has them, and everyone is scrambling at the last minute to find that one kid with a spare glitter pen.

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