5 Jokes About School Days

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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The Teacher

Dealing with mischievous students
I told my students, 'If procrastination was a subject, you’d all be valedictorians.' They took it as a challenge!

The Cafeteria Worker

Managing diverse taste preferences
Kids have the most creative ways of not eating their vegetables. I've seen them hide broccoli in milk cartons, under pizza slices, even in their friend's backpacks!

The Overzealous Parent

Managing their child's academic performance
I asked my kid, 'Why didn't you tell me about the school play?' He said, 'You have to sign up for the waiting list to watch me blink in the background.'

The Awkward Student

Navigating the social minefield
The only Olympics I ever participated in were the 'Avoid Eye Contact in the Hallway' games. Gold medalist, right here.

The Janitor

Dealing with unexpected messes
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. Well, in a middle school bathroom, I guess I'm the guardian angel.

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