6 Jokes For Schnauzer

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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Why did the schnauzer join the circus? He wanted to be the 'top dog' of the trapeze!
Why did the schnauzer bring a suitcase to the park? He wanted to pack a 'picnic'!
I asked my schnauzer if he wanted a treat. He said, 'No thanks, I'm on a 'roll' diet!
What did the schnauzer say after winning the talent show? 'It was a 'paw'-formance of a lifetime!
Why did the schnauzer apply for a job at the bakery? He kneaded a new 'ruff'-in!
My schnauzer is so smart, he can do math in his head. He's a real 'number cruncher'!

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