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I asked my schizophrenic friend if he wanted to go camping. He said, 'Sure, as long as all my personalities get their own tents!
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I played chess with my schizophrenic friend. It was challenging because every move had a different strategy!
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I tried to teach my friend with schizophrenia to juggle. Let's just say, it was a real balancing act!
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Why did the schizophrenic start a book club? Reading is more fun when each personality has its own book recommendation!
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I told my schizophrenic friend he should take up acting. He said, 'Why act when I've got a whole cast inside my head?
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Why did the schizophrenic start a podcast? He figured it's the perfect platform for all his different voices!
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Why did the schizophrenic get a job as a tour guide? He can provide a different perspective at every stop!
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Why did the schizophrenic become a traffic cop? Directing traffic is easy when you can see it from all angles!
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I asked my friend with schizophrenia if he wanted to go on a diet. He replied, 'Which one of us needs to lose weight?
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I asked my schizophrenic friend to make a list of his favorite snacks. He came back with two lists - one for each personality!
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Why did the schizophrenic refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from yourself!
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I told my friend with schizophrenia that I started a band. He asked, 'Which one of us is the lead singer?
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Why did the schizophrenic start a gardening club? Because he heard it's a great way to talk to his plants... and himself!
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My friend with schizophrenia wanted to become a chef. He said it's the perfect job because he can have multiple chefs in one kitchen!
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My friend with schizophrenia started a comedy club. The audience loves the unexpected punchlines from his different personalities!
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Why did the schizophrenic become a DJ? He could mix beats and personalities at the same time!
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I told my schizophrenic friend a joke about time travel. He replied, 'Which time are you talking about? Past, present, or future me?
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Why did the schizophrenic become a detective? Solving mysteries is easy when you've got multiple perspectives!
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