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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it!
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Why did the scalp bring a ladder to the barbershop? It wanted a high and tight haircut!
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I asked my girlfriend if she liked my new hairstyle. She said, 'It's growing on me.' I guess I'll hair that!
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Why did the scalp break up with the hair? It just couldn't handle the split ends!
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What do you call a hairstyle that's always running late? A 'strand' behind!
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I tried to make a wig out of spaghetti, but it was a real 'hair-raising' experience!
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What do you call a hairstyle that's tired of your nonsense? A 'curl' of indifference!
Scalp Massage: The Unspoken Perk of Dandruff
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I've discovered the hidden talent of dandruff – it's like having my own personal masseuse on standby. The more it snows, the more relaxed I become!
Scalp Scrubbing: My Daily Brain Buffing Ritual
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I scrub my scalp so vigorously in the shower; it's like I'm trying to polish my brain for optimal performance. Who needs a personal assistant when you've got a shampoo bottle and determination?
Scalp Scratching: The Only Exercise I Get in the Morning
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is that satisfying scalp scratch in the morning. Forget the gym; I'm building biceps in my bedroom!
Scalp Confessions: Where My Best Ideas Hatch
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I've come to believe that all my great ideas originate from my scalp. It's the think tank up there, strategizing while I'm busy pretending to listen in meetings.
Scalp Selfies: Because My Hair Deserves the Spotlight
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I take more selfies of my scalp than my face. It's like, move over, facial features, today it's all about the roots. #ScalpGoals, anyone?
Scalp Sunscreen: Because Even My Head Needs UV Protection
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I've reached the point in my life where I'm not just worried about wrinkles on my face; I'm concerned about my scalp getting sunburned. I've got SPF for my scalp – next level adulting!
Bad Hair Days: My Scalp's Revenge on My Social Life
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You ever have those days when your hair decides to stage a rebellion against you? My scalp's become a master of silent protest – leaving me looking like a hurricane hit a bird's nest.
Scalp Acne: My Forehead's Attempt at Morse Code
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My forehead's not breaking out; it's just trying to communicate with aliens. I'm hoping they understand 'pimple' because I've got a whole intergalactic conversation happening up there.
Scalp Issues: I Thought Lice Were My New Roommates
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I had an infestation scare recently. I started naming the little guys, thinking we could coexist peacefully. Turns out, 'Roomie' and 'Itchy' weren't as friendly as they sounded.
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