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The Health Freak at the Sausage Fest
Trying to stay healthy in a sea of processed meat
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They asked me, "Why aren't you having the sausage?" I replied, "I'm watching my figure." The guy next to me says, "Well, I'm watching my sausage disappear into my stomach." Touche.
The Chef at the Sausage Fest
Facing the challenge of making sausages interesting
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I told them, "I made a sausage with kale for that healthy touch." Someone scoffs, "Kale in a sausage? Might as well put sprinkles on a steak.
The Vegetarian at the Sausage Fest
Being surrounded by meat lovers
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At the sausage fest, they handed me a hot dog. I said, "No thanks, I don't eat meat." The guy next to me goes, "Don't worry, this one's vegetarian." I look at it and ask, "What, did it major in cucumber studies?
The Lost Vegan at the Sausage Fest
Navigating through the sea of carnivores
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Trying to find something vegan there was like trying to find a needle in a haystack. A haystack made of meat. I finally found a vegan option—fries. Because apparently, potatoes are the only plants invited to the sausage fest.
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