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Samson's Hairdresser
Samson's hair breaks every hair tie in existence!
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I introduced Samson to the latest in hair tie technology. He looked at it and said, "Is this made from spider silk or what?" I replied, "No, it's made from the dreams of hairdressers who dream of taming your mane!
Samson's Hat Maker
Hats can't contain Samson's powerful locks!
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I considered making a helmet for Samson instead. He looked at it and said, "Do I look like I'm going into battle?" I replied, "Well, your hair is a battleground for hairstylists everywhere!
Samson's Barber
The struggle of finding scissors strong enough to cut Samson's hair!
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I tried using a chainsaw once to cut Samson's hair. He looked at me with a raised eyebrow and said, "Are you styling my hair or auditioning for a horror movie?" I replied, "Well, your hair is a thriller, for sure!
Samson's Pillow Salesman
Samson's hair breaks every pillow he tries to sleep on!
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I designed a pillow with a reinforced hair containment system. Samson tried it and said, "It's like sleeping on a cloud, but the cloud is made of steel." I said, "It's the latest in hair-resistant technology!
Samson's Hair Stylist
Samson's hair is too strong for any styling technique!
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One day, I suggested a perm to Samson. He looked at me and said, "You mean make my hair even stronger? It's practically its own superhero at this point!" I replied, "Yeah, we can call it 'The Invincible Curl.'
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