8 Jokes For Salt Shaker

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Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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Why did the salt shaker apply for a job? It wanted to be promoted to a seasoned professional.
Why did the salt shaker file a police report? It got assaulted at the dinner table.
What did the pepper say to the salt during an argument? 'You're just seasoning your points!
What did the pepper say about the salt's new hairstyle? 'It's pretty salty.
Why did the salt shaker break up with the pepper grinder? They just couldn't find a common seasoning.
Why did the salt shaker start a band? Because it had the right amount of 'shake'!
Why did the salt shaker go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues with the pepper mill.
What do you call a group of musical salt shakers? A saltation.

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