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Why did the leprechaun turn on the faucet on St. Patrick's Day? He wanted to have a little Irish spring!
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Why do leprechauns make terrible secret agents? Because they can never keep things under wraps!
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How does a leprechaun answer the phone on St. Patrick's Day? Irish you a happy holiday!
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What do you get if you cross a leprechaun with a Texan? Someone who can find a pot of gold and knows how to use it!
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How do you make a leprechaun laugh on St. Patrick's Day? Tell him a joke with a bit of Irish wit!
Luck 'o the Not-So-Irish
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On Saint Patrick's Day, everyone's searching for that pot of gold. I found mine; it was a pint of Guinness, and let me tell you, it's just as valuable.
Green Goggles
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Ever notice how everyone wears green on Saint Patrick's Day? It's like the world's largest Where's Waldo? but for adults trying to avoid getting pinched.
Limerick Lapses
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On Saint Patrick's Day, I tried to write a limerick. It went something like: There once was a day quite green, where every face was quite keen. They drank all night, 'til morning's light, and wondered where they'd been.
Shamrock Shenanigans
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You know, Saint Patrick's Day is the one day of the year when everyone claims to be Irish. I mean, I tried that once at an Italian restaurant and ended up in a pasta showdown.
Celtic Confusion
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Saint Patrick's Day: where Americans try to pronounce Saoirse correctly and fail so miserably, we end up sounding like we're casting spells.
The Green Guzzler
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Saint Patrick's Day is the one day I can say I'm cleansing my system with green juice, even if that green juice is 5% kale and 95% Irish whiskey.
Leprechaun's Legacy
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You know, leprechauns are the real estate agents of the magical world. Small properties, big promises, and a pot of gold they conveniently forgot to mention was a gold-wrapped chocolate coin.
Guinness Games
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Saint Patrick's Day: the one day where your beer is as dark as your sense of humor, and it's perfectly acceptable to toast with a Sláinte and confuse everyone at the table.
Blarney Balderdash
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You ever hear about the Blarney Stone? Apparently, kissing it gives you the gift of gab. I tried it once and all I got was a mouthful of moss and a sudden urge to tell exaggerated stories.
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