8 Jokes For Saggy

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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My grandma says age is just a number. I say, 'So is a saggy mattress!
Why did the bra apply for a job? It wanted to lift and support, unlike some saggy candidates.
My gym routine is like my skin after Thanksgiving dinner – a little saggy.
I told my mirror it was showing signs of sag. Now it's reflecting on its choices.
I asked the ocean why it looked a bit saggy. It said, 'Tide's not on my side today.
I asked my belt how it stays so perky. It said, 'I refuse to be saggy – I always buckle under pressure!
My dog and I have a lot in common. We both get a little saggy when we've had too many treats.
Why did the scarecrow become a fitness instructor? It wanted to prevent saggy crops!

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