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Sag is the ultimate stealth mode. You never see it coming until one day, you catch a glimpse in the mirror and wonder, "When did I become a contestant on the deflation game show?
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Sag is like that unexpected guest at the party – it shows up uninvited and overstays its welcome. You wake up one day, and suddenly, your body is doing its best impression of a melting candle. Thanks, sag, for the surprise party no one asked for!
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Sag is the body's way of protesting against societal standards. It's like, "Oh, you want me to stay perky forever? Watch this!" Our bodies are the rebels, and sag is their silent revolution.
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You know you're officially an adult when the highlight of your day becomes finding a good bra. It's like a superhero cape for battling sag – the unsung hero of every woman's wardrobe.
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You ever notice how gravity is like that one friend who just won't leave you alone? Sag is just gravity's way of saying, "Hey buddy, let me pull you down to Earth, and while I'm at it, let's give those once perky things a reality check!
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I think our bodies are just misunderstood artists. Sag is their way of saying, "I'm not defying gravity; I'm just creating a masterpiece in the medium of droopiness.
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I've come to the conclusion that sag is just our body's way of demonstrating the law of conservation of energy. You lose perkiness in one area, and magically gain it in another. It's like a game of anatomical seesaw.
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Sag is just a reminder that life is a constant evolution. We start off perky and optimistic, and then, over time, we gain a few laughs, a few wrinkles, and a touch of sag – the perfect recipe for a life well-lived.
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I've realized that sag is like a ninja. Silent, sneaky, and strikes when you least expect it. You think you're in control, and suddenly, your body is like, "Surprise! I've mastered the art of sag-jitsu.
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