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So, I never thought I'd be on the news, but guess what? I made a surprise cameo! Yeah, I hit a reporter. Not intentionally, I swear! But suddenly, I'm the star of this unplanned scene. Now, if you're wondering, "Hey, did he get interviewed?" Nah, I missed that opportunity. But in my defense, it's kind of hard to negotiate an interview when you're the subject of the story.
I must say, it's not every day you get to be the highlight of a news segment. If I knew I was going to get this famous, I would've at least dressed up for the occasion. But hey, when life hands you lemons, accidentally hit a reporter, and end up on the news!
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You ever have those days where everything goes wrong? Yeah, I had one of those. Picture this: I'm driving down the road, minding my own business, and out of nowhere, a reporter comes darting across the street. I mean, this guy was on a mission, probably chasing the next breaking story. And here's me, driving along, thinking I'm in a hurry, and then... boom! I didn't just hit a reporter; I hit the
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. Suddenly, I’m in the news! Now, I've been in some tight spots before, but running over a reporter was not exactly on my bucket list. And let me tell you, explaining that to the cops wasn't the easiest conversation I’ve had.
But hey, they say any publicity is good publicity, right? So, if you see me on the news, just know, it wasn't a PR stunt. It was just a bad day and one speedy reporter!
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Have you ever met those reporters who think they're invincible? I mean, I accidentally hit one with my car, but I swear, it was like he was auditioning for the next Matrix movie, dodging cars left and right. I almost wanted to yell out my window, "Hey, pal, this isn't a game of Frogger!" I gotta say, the guy's agility was impressive. He probably had 'dodging vehicles' in his skill set on his resume. If I were him, I’d put it right between "Breaking News Enthusiast" and "Coffee Connoisseur."
But seriously, reporters, if you're gonna sprint across traffic, at least warm up first, you know? Stretch those reporter muscles! Safety first, people!
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So, I hit a reporter, accidentally, of course. Let me tell you, that's a headline I never thought I’d see. But hey, I didn't just hit any reporter; I hit one of those reporters who think they're superheroes without capes. You know, the ones who can leap from one side of the street to the other in a single bound. I swear, if this guy wrote the story himself, it probably went something like, "Fearless Reporter Dodges Cars in Epic Quest for Truth—Except This One Time!" You can bet his colleagues won’t let him live that down.
But really, I've learned my lesson. From now on, I drive with extra caution, especially around newsstands. You never know when the headlines might come jumping at you!
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