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I asked Rudolph if he's ever been in a race. He said, 'No, but I've been in a 'sleigh'-ride!
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Why did Rudolph start a gardening club? He wanted to grow 'nose'-worthy flowers!
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I asked Rudolph for his secret to a successful career. He said, 'It's all about finding your true calling... or should I say 'calling'?
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What did Santa say when Rudolph complained about being tired? 'You should have taken a 'sleigh'-cation!
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Why did Rudolph apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded a 'dough'-nut decorator!
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I saw Rudolph at the doctor's office the other day. He was getting his red nose checked out. The doctor asked, Do you drink? Rudolph replied, Only milk and cookies. I guess even reindeer need to watch their dairy intake.
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Rudolph and I tried to start a band. We were thinking of calling it Rudolph and the Red Notes. Unfortunately, we couldn't find any gigs because every time we played, people thought it was a Christmas emergency and started evacuating.
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Rudolph and I decided to start a podcast. It's called The Red-Nosed Ramblings. Our first episode is about the challenges of being the most famous reindeer. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of awkward run-ins with Santa's paparazzi.
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I asked Rudolph how he deals with all the attention. He said, I just sleigh it. Well, Rudolph, I guess when life gives you a red nose, you make it your spotlight.
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I asked Rudolph for his beauty secret. He said, It's all about the red nose. So now, instead of investing in expensive skincare, I'm just going to walk around with a cherry popsicle taped to my face. That's the new beauty trend, folks.
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Rudolph's red nose got me thinking. I wish my flaws were socially acceptable during the holidays. Imagine going to a party and being like, Hey, everybody, meet Bob! He snores like a chainsaw and eats cookies in bed! I'd be the life of the party.
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I overheard Rudolph talking to Cupid. Rudolph was like, You shoot arrows, and I light up the night. We're like the dynamic duo of questionable decisions. I'm just waiting for their superhero movie – The Adventures of Rudolph and Cupid: A Very Illuminating Love Story.
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I asked Rudolph if he ever thought about getting a nose job. He said, Why mess with perfection? I guess if your nose can guide a sleigh through a blizzard, you've earned the right to keep it.
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Alright, so I was thinking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer the other day. You know, the one with the shiny red nose. I mean, talk about a deer with a drinking problem. I bet Santa's just giving him a hard time because he stumbled into a bar instead of flying straight. Rudolph, you're supposed to guide the sleigh, not the party!
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I saw Rudolph at a job interview the other day. He walked in, and the interviewer said, So, I see you have a unique skill set with that red nose. Rudolph proudly replied, Yes, I can light up a room! I'm just wondering if that's a marketable skill or a fire hazard.
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