5 Jokes For Rowling

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 12 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

The Wizarding World Newspaper Journalist's Perspective

Headlines in the Daily Prophet
The Quibbler is reporting that Luna Lovegood has found evidence of Nargles causing global warming. The Ministry of Magic is considering a new Department of Magical Environmental Conservation. The conflict? Dobby is protesting, claiming it's elf discrimination.

The Fan's Perspective

The Never-Ending Debate: Was Snape a Hero or a Creep?
Fans are so divided over Snape that if you want to start a fight at a wizarding pub, just walk in and yell, "Snape was misunderstood!" It's like the magical version of shouting "Voldemort" in a crowded Diagon Alley.

The Character's Perspective

Ron Weasley's Post-Potter Problems
Ron's biggest fear? Being stuck in a Muggle traffic jam on the way to the Ministry of Magic. You know he's sitting there in the flying car, muttering, "I miss thestral rides.

The Hogwarts Professor's Perspective

Teaching Magic in the Age of Google
Professor Trelawney is predicting the downfall of magic education because students keep asking her if they can major in Divination on Zoom. It's hard to see the future when your crystal ball is pixelated.

The Author's Perspective

J.K. Rowling and the Unwritten Sequels
Rowling is in a dilemma. She's torn between writing another book and letting fans imagine what happened next. It's like she's caught between a Pensieve and a hard place.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Promises
Dec 27 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today