5 Jokes For Rotten Egg

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Breakfast Detective

Investigating the mystery of the rotten egg in the breakfast lineup
My fridge is like a crime scene. I found a rotten egg, and now I'm interrogating the other eggs. "Where were you on the morning of the expiration date?

The Egg-Splosive Chef

Dealing with a rotten egg in the middle of a cooking show
They say a chef's secret ingredient is love. Well, in my case, it was a rotten egg. Love hurts, but a rotten egg hurts even more.

The Easter Bunny's Complaint

Expressing dissatisfaction with the quality of eggs provided for Easter
The Easter Bunny told me he's on strike until he gets better quality eggs. He said, "I can't be hippity-hoppity with these low-quality eggs. I need some egg-cellence!

The Chicken's Revenge

The rotten egg as a symbol of rebellion in the chicken community
Chickens these days are so rebellious. They're laying rotten eggs like it's the key to their freedom. It's not about the pecking order anymore; it's about the cracking order.

The Rotten Egg Support Group

A support group for rotten eggs trying to find acceptance
Rotten eggs have therapy sessions. The therapist asks, "How does it make you feel when people say you stink?" And the egg replies, "Shell-shocked.

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