7 Jokes About Rosh Hashanah

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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Why did the Rosh Hashanah chicken go to therapy? It had too many crossing-the-road issues!
What's the most suspenseful part of Rosh Hashanah dinner? The 'unveiling' of the challah cover!
What's a squirrel's favorite Rosh Hashanah activity? Nuts-dipping in honey!
What did the grape say on Rosh Hashanah? 'I'm ready to wine and dine into the new year!
Why did the pomegranate break up with the grape on Rosh Hashanah? It found someone juicier!
What did the apple say to the honey on Rosh Hashanah? 'Stick with me, and we'll be a sweet new year duo!
I asked the rabbi for a Rosh Hashanah joke. He said, 'My sermons are funny enough, trust me.

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