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The Forgetful Confessor
Forgetting the sins during confession and relying on the rosary for divine memory
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Forgetful during confession, I started using my rosary like a cheat sheet. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Three Hail Marys for that time I ate the last cookie. Oh, and two Our Fathers for stealing my roommate's Netflix password.
The DIY Devotee
Making a homemade rosary and dealing with the consequences
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Tried making a rosary with glow-in-the-dark beads. Nighttime prayers were lit, literally. I felt like a spiritual rave was happening in my hands.
The Fashion-Conscious Believer
Trying to match the rosary beads with the outfit
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I want to be right with God, but I also want to be Instagram-ready. Now, I spend more time picking my rosary than actually saying my prayers. Priorities, right?
The Tech-Savvy Worshipper
Upgrading from a traditional rosary to a smart rosary
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My rosary is so advanced; it has predictive prayer suggestions. I start with a 'Hail Mary,' and it's like, "Based on your recent sins, you might want to throw in an extra 'Our Father.'
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