4 Jokes About Romania

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Updated on: Jan 08 2025

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You ever notice how Romania is always associated with vampires? I mean, come on, can we give them a break? Every time I tell someone I'm going to Romania, they're like, "Watch out for Dracula!" I'm like, "Really? I was planning on more of a beach vacation, but sure, I'll
I decided to hit the gym while I was in Romania. Figured I could use some exercise after all that castle climbing. But here's the thing, they have this unique workout routine called "Avoiding Sunlight Squats."
I walk in, and everyone's in capes. I'm thinking it's a weird fashion trend
So, I'm in Romania, right? And everyone has these super cool-sounding names. I'm trying to fit in, so I introduce myself as "Grigore." The locals just stare at me. Apparently, I butchered it. It's more like "Gree-gor-ay." I sound like a failed attempt at a French accent.
I'm telling you,
You know you're in Romania when every other person claims to have a castle in the family. Seriously, it's like they're handing out castles as party favors. "Oh, you came to visit? Here's a castle. Enjoy your stay!"
I tried to buy one, you know, to fit in. Went to

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