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I've been trying to get in shape lately, and someone suggested I follow the advice of a rolling stone. "Just keep moving," they said. So, I tried it. I rolled out of bed, rolled to the fridge, and then rolled back to bed. Turns out, that's not the kind of
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I was flipping through Rolling Stone magazine the other day, you know, trying to stay hip and relevant. They always have those lists of the greatest hits of all time. But let me tell you, they've got some weird choices. I mean, who decided that the greatest hit of all
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I heard this dating advice that said you should be like a rolling stone, never gathering any emotional moss. Well, let me tell you, dating as a rolling stone is tough. Every time I meet someone interesting, I just can't commit. I'm like, "Sorry, I'm rolling solo tonight." It's not
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