7 Jokes For Rodney Dangerfield

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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Rodney tried stand-up on a tightrope, but even the audience below shouted, 'No balance, no balance!
I told my friend a Rodney Dangerfield joke, and he said, 'I don't get it.' I replied, 'Well, you're doing a great impression!
I asked Rodney Dangerfield for financial advice. He said, 'I invested in stocks, but even they don't take me seriously!
I complimented Rodney's fashion sense, and he said, 'Well, someone's gotta make fashion mistakes, right? Why not me!
I tried to give Rodney a compliment, and he said, 'Save it for someone who needs it, like me!
I asked Rodney how he handles rejection. He said, 'I make rejection my friend. We hang out so much; it feels like acceptance!
I told Rodney he's like a fine wine, getting better with age. He replied, 'Yeah, but nobody wants to buy the bottle!

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