10 Jokes For Rodent

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Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Did you hear about the rodent who became a chef? It was really grate at making cheese dishes!
What did the rodent say to its landlord? I'm not paying rent, I'm just a squeaker by!
Why did the rodent join a band? Because it had the best drumming skills – it was a real rat-tat-tat!
Why did the rodent win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a rodent magician? A mouse-ician!
What did one rodent say to the other about life? It's all about the cheese-entials!
Did you hear about the rodent who opened a bakery? It made the best doughnuts in town because it had a knack for kneading!
Why don't rodents argue? They just have squeak discussions!
Why did the rodent start a garden? It wanted to grow its own cheese!
What do you call a rodent who's a comedian? A pun-dent!

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