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Can we talk about how confusing road signs can be? It's like they're playing a game of charades. "Is that a left turn or a ballet move? I can never tell.
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You know you're an adult when you start having arguments with road signs in your head. "No, Mr. Yield sign, I don't think I will yield. Not today. I've got places to be, and you're not the boss of me!
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You ever follow a detour sign and end up in a neighborhood that feels like the set of a horror movie? I just wanted to avoid traffic, not become an extra in "The Wrong Turn 8: GPS Nightmare.
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I saw a sign that said, "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays." Yeah, because nothing says "prepared for a long wait" like a sign warning you about it. Thanks for the heads up, Captain Obvious!
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I saw a sign that said, "Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft." Really? Are there traffic cops in helicopters monitoring my Toyota Camry from above? I feel like I'm in a low-budget action movie every time I see that sign.
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You ever notice how stop signs are the divas of the road? They're red, they're octagonal, and they demand attention. "Stop! Look at me! I'm the Beyoncé of road signs, and you better give me the respect I deserve!
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Road signs are the real influencers of the highway. They're out there, standing tall, telling you what to do, and expecting you to follow their recommendations. It's like, calm down, Road Sign Kardashian, I'll merge when I'm ready!
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Road signs are like the GPS of the pre-digital age. "In 500 feet, turn left." And if you miss it, there's no rerouting; you're just stuck in a confusing maze of streets, wondering if you'll ever find civilization again.
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The person who designed roundabouts must have been a frustrated NASCAR driver. "Let's just keep going in circles until someone gives up and parks at the nearest coffee shop.
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