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The Misinformed Friend
Trying to offer helpful advice without really understanding Ritalin
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I told my buddy, 'You should try Ritalin; it's like a study buddy in a pill.' Now, he's convinced the pill is his actual study buddy. I walked into his room, and he was having a heartfelt conversation with the Ritalin about the meaning of life. I think he needs a human study buddy too.
Overworked Parent
Balancing parenthood and a hyperactive child on Ritalin
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I went to the parent-teacher conference expecting the usual complaints about my kid's excessive energy. Instead, the teacher said, 'Your child is doing exceptionally well, but we've noticed a decline in your enthusiasm during our PTA meetings. We recommend a dose of Ritalin for you.' Now, I'm just caffeinated at all times.
Teacher's Perspective
Dealing with students on Ritalin in a classroom setting
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I had a parent storm into my office, furious because their child wasn't taking Ritalin. They said, 'You're hindering their academic success!' I replied, 'Well, I'm not sure if prescribing Ritalin for you would help with your anger issues, but maybe we can consider it.'
Ritalin's Perspective
The pressure of being a tiny, attention-controlling pill
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Dating is tricky when you're Ritalin. People think I'm too controlling, always telling them to focus on the conversation. I tried a new approach, though. I matched with a Xanax on Tinder, and let me tell you, that date was the chillest experience of my existence.
Ritalin Anonymous Support Group
Coping with being the solution and sometimes the problem
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Dating as part of Ritalin Anonymous is interesting. We don't judge each other for being a little scattered, but our dates do. I went on a date with a Prozac once. Let's just say the chemistry wasn't there, or maybe it was, but we both forgot to notice.
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