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Why is it that whenever I decide to write something down, I can never find a pen? It's like they're playing hide and seek, and the pens are winning. Maybe they're on a tropical island sipping ink cocktails, laughing at my struggles.
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You ever notice how when you're trying to write something down and your pen runs out of ink? It's like the pen is saying, "Nope, not today, my friend. You can't document that brilliant thought. Let it disappear into the void!
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Taking notes on your phone is the modern-day equivalent of scribbling on the back of your hand. The only problem is, when you wake up the next day, you don't have a reminder – you have a mysterious list of emojis that make no sense.
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Ever try to take notes in a meeting, and your hand just refuses to cooperate? It's like your fingers are on strike, protesting against the monotony of another PowerPoint presentation. "Sorry, boss, but my hand's on a coffee break.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a new notebook. It's like, "This is it, the one that will finally organize my life!" And then two weeks later, it's filled with doodles, random thoughts, and a grocery list that's missing half the items.
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Ever notice how when you finally find the perfect pen, it disappears faster than a magician's rabbit? It's like the pen has commitment issues – here one minute, gone the next. Maybe it's off starting a new life with the missing socks from the laundry.
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Trying to decipher your own handwriting is a real adventure. It's like reading ancient hieroglyphics. "Did I write 'milk' or 'silk'? Well, I guess we'll find out when I get home and open the fridge.
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You ever get so caught up in the act of writing that you completely forget what you were writing in the first place? It's like your brain and your hand are playing a game of telephone, and the message gets lost in translation.
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Why is it that the most important notes are always the ones you accidentally throw away? It's like your trash can has a secret agenda against your success. "Oh, you wanted that brilliant business idea? Sorry, it's with last night's leftovers now.
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