7 Jokes For Rig

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept making too many 'rig'-marole jokes. I guess I'm just too 'drill'-arious for her.
My friend thinks he's a comedian on the construction site, but his jokes are just 'rig'-diculous.
I asked my rig for relationship advice, and it said, 'Just keep things 'oil' right!
I tried to make a joke about construction equipment, but it wasn't very 'rig'-ht.
My friend thinks he's a construction worker, but I think he's just 'digging' his own 'rig'-ht hole.
I met a friendly rig operator, but he was a bit 'offshore' in his sense of humor.
I applied for a job on an oil rig, but they said I wasn't 'drill'-ed enough. Guess I'll have to 'dig' for a different career.

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