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Why did Morty bring a pillow to space? To catch some 'dreams from alternate dimensions'!
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Why did Rick and Morty open a restaurant? Because they wanted to serve some 'portal-burgers'!
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What do you get when you cross Rick with a comedian? A 'laugh-traveling scientist'!
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Why did Rick become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow 'dimensional cucumbers'!
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How does Rick like his coffee? Brewed with a dash of interdimensional chaos!
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Why did Rick become a motivational speaker? Because he knows how to 'dimension-hop' to success!
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Rick and Morty: Where a genius scientist creates interdimensional chaos and I can't even manage to find my car keys in the morning. I need a portal gun for my daily commute!
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You ever notice how Rick always burps? I tried that at a job interview once. Let's just say, I didn't get the job, but I did get a recommendation for a gastroenterologist.
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Watching Rick and Morty is like taking a PhD course in theoretical physics, except instead of a diploma, you get crippling self-doubt and a sudden craving for Szechuan sauce.
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Rick can traverse dimensions effortlessly, yet he can't seem to have a healthy relationship. It's like, 'Hey, I can visit a universe where dinosaurs rule, but holding down a date? That's too far-fetched.'
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Rick's philosophy on life is basically 'nothing matters.' Meanwhile, I stress about choosing the right filter for my Instagram post. Maybe I should take a sip of whatever he's drinking... or maybe not, considering it might be bleach or alien moonshine.
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I love how Rick treats his spaceship like it's his baby. If I talked to my car the way he talks to his ship, it would probably just drive itself into a ditch out of sheer annoyance.
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You know you're watching Rick and Morty when the phrase 'quantum entanglement' is followed by a fart joke. Ah, the perfect blend of highbrow and lowbrow humor.
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If I had a dollar for every time Rick said something incomprehensible, I could probably fund my own animated series. Just imagine 'Bob and His Confused Dog,' airing right after Rick and Morty.
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Rick and Morty are like the odd couple of science fiction. One's a genius with a drinking problem, and the other's a teenager with a perpetual voice crack. It's like a buddy comedy for people with really high IQs and questionable hygiene.
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