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I tried to make a rhyme about construction, but I just couldn't get it to build up!
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Why did the rapper become a gardener? He wanted to grow some fresh beets!
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Why did the rhyming tree become a poet? It had a lot of branches of verse!
Rhyme or Reason
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They say there's a rhyme for every reason, but I'm starting to think some things are better left unrhymed. Like medical procedures. Imagine your surgeon saying, Time for your appendix to go, yo! I don't want my life-saving surgery to sound like a hip-hop album.
Rhyme Zone Invasion
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I got a new neighbor who's a hardcore rapper. Every morning, my alarm clock is his freestyle session. I'm just waiting for him to drop a mixtape titled Waking Up the Block. I've got to admit, though, his rhymes are so fire that even my coffee can't compete.
Rhyme Rehab
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I enrolled in a rhyme rehab because apparently, my addiction to rhyming was becoming a problem. They tried to cure me with non-rhyming therapy, but the only thing I learned was that my counselor's name rhymed with quack. I guess I'm just destined to be a poetic delinquent.
Rhyme Time Travel
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I tried using rhymes to impress a time traveler once. I thought, If my rhymes are timeless, I'll be the Shakespeare of the future! Turns out, he was more into beatboxing. He looked at me and said, In the future, we've evolved past rhymes. It's all about the beats. So much for being a lyrical pioneer.
Rhymes Gone Wrong
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You ever try to impress someone with your rhyming skills and end up sounding like a preschooler on a sugar rush? I tried to drop some sick rhymes on a date, but instead of sounding cool, I sounded like Dr. Seuss on a bad day. She was expecting Shakespeare, and I gave her nursery rhymes. Oops!
Rhyme and Punishment
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I got pulled over for speeding, and the cop asked, Do you know how fast you were going? I replied, Not as fast as my rhymes! He didn't find it amusing and gave me a ticket. Note to self: rhyming won't get you out of a speeding ticket, but it might get you into a rhyme and punishment situation.
Rhyme Royal Rumble
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I joined a rap battle thinking I was the next big thing. Turns out, I was the next big flop. My opponent dismantled me with rhymes so sharp; I felt like I brought a butter knife to a verbal sword fight. I left the stage with my ego deflated and my rhymes humiliated.
Rhyme Time Crime
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I once got caught rhyming at a no-rhyme zone. Yeah, apparently, there's a law against poetic justice in some places. The cop said, You have the right to remain silent, and if you can't find a word that rhymes, one will be provided for you! I pleaded guilty of rhyming in the third degree.
Rhyme Regret
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I once rhymed in a job interview, thinking it would make me memorable. The interviewer asked, Why should we hire you? And I responded, Because I'm the rhyme-master blaster! Needless to say, I didn't get the job. Now I'm stuck in the unemployment line, thinking I should've stuck to a regular résumé.
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