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Why did the rhesus monkey break up with its partner? It wanted some space!
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What's a rhesus monkey's favorite sport? Banana-tennis – it's a-peeling!
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What do you call a rhesus monkey who takes up photography? A snap-chimp!
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Why did the rhesus monkey enroll in cooking class? It wanted to learn how to make banana bread!
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Why did the rhesus monkey bring a ladder to the movie theater? It heard the film was a real high-banana!
Rhesus and Relationships
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I was in a relationship once that was so complicated, it felt like we were trying to figure out our emotional rhesus compatibility. It's like, Baby, are you positive or negative about us? And she's like, I think I'm just O about the whole thing.
Rhesus Road Trip
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I tried planning a road trip with my friends, and someone suggested we take the scenic route through the Rhesus Mountains. I had to break it to them that the Rhesus Mountains don't exist. But hey, maybe we'll discover them someday and have a blood type adventure.
Rhesus Rap Battle
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I heard about a monkey who entered a rap battle and killed it with rhymes about being a rhesus. I guess you could say he's the true Rap-sus artist. He dropped bars so fire, even bananas were applauding. I'm just here wondering if we're witnessing the birth of hip-hop's next sensation.
Rhesus in the Workplace
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I overheard my coworkers gossiping about my boss, saying he's a real rhesus factor in the office. I didn't know whether to be offended or impressed. I mean, who knew our boss had his own blood type-based reputation? I bet he's O-negative about it.
Monkey Business
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You ever notice how the word rhesus sounds like the scientific term for monkey, but it also kinda sounds like my mom trying to pronounce Reese's? I'm just waiting for the day she walks into a store and asks for some rhesus peanut butter cups. That's a snack with a side of confusion.
Rhesus and Reality Shows
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I heard they're planning a new reality show called The Rhesus Factor. Contestants will compete in blood-related challenges and emotional drama. The tagline is, In the world of rhesus, only the positive survive. It's like the Hunger Games, but with more Band-Aids.
Rhesus Roulette
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You know, I learned that rhesus is also a blood type. It's like playing a high-stakes game of blood roulette. Hey, doc, give me a transfusion, but let's make it interesting. Surprise me with a little rhesus action. It's like playing Russian roulette, but with more hemoglobin.
Rhesus Rejection
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I tried to donate blood the other day, and they rejected me because of my rhesus factor. Apparently, my blood wasn't compatible with their high standards. I left the donation center feeling like I got dumped by a vampire. It's not you; it's your rhesus. We need someone more positive.
The Rhesus Conspiracy
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I recently read this conspiracy theory that claims rhesus monkeys are secretly running the world. Imagine a monkey board meeting, discussing global affairs, and deciding the fate of humanity. I guess we should be glad they're not using typewriters; otherwise, we'd have Shakespearean monkey plays by now.
Rhesus, the Forbidden Fruit
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You ever notice how when someone says, Don't touch that, it becomes the forbidden fruit? It's like telling a kid, Don't eat the rhesus candies. Suddenly, everyone's sneaking around, trying to get their hands on those elusive rhesus sweets. Maybe Willy Wonka had a secret stash.
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