6 Jokes For Retort

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break. It replied, 'Ctrl+Alt+Del, maybe?' That was its technical retort!
I asked my dog if he wanted a treat. He looked at me and said, 'Pawsitively!' That was his enthusiastic retort!
I asked my phone if it believed in aliens. It said, 'I don't know, I've never seen one.' That was its spaced-out retort!
I asked the clock if it was ticklish. It replied, 'No, but I go through phases!' That was its timely retort!
I told the chef my soup was too salty. They replied, 'Sorry, it's a souperpower!' That was their flavorful retort!
I asked the mountain if it was steep. It replied, 'I'm just a little peak-y!' That was its high-altitude retort!

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