7 Jokes For Retain

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Updated on: Dec 04 2024

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My attempt to retain information in my brain is like trying to catch a greased pig – slippery and amusing for everyone watching!
I tried to retain my youth, but it insisted on growing old with me. Talk about loyalty!
I told my computer to retain all my jokes. Now it has a great sense of humor - it's always cracking up!
Why did the student bring a ladder to class? To reach the higher levels of knowledge and retain them!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't retain enough dough. Now I'm just loafing around!
I wanted to retain my love for puzzles, but it just didn't add up. Now I'm trying to piece together a new hobby!
I tried to retain my excitement about gardening, but it grew on me. Now I can't stop digging it!

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