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I accidentally played reo speedwagon on my vegetable peeler. Now it's a rock and roll salad spinner!
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Why did the reo speedwagon apply for a job? It wanted to work in the 'Roll'ing department!
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Why did the reo speedwagon join a band? It wanted to rock and roll with the wheels of fortune!
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What do you call it when reo speedwagon sings in the rain? A power ballad shower!
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What did the mechanic say to the reo speedwagon? 'You need a tire-rific tune-up!
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What's a reo speedwagon's favorite game? Musical chairs – it loves a good seat shuffle!
Reo Speedwagon's Confession
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You ever notice how the band Reo Speedwagon sounds like the name of a car with a guilty conscience? Yeah, officer, I swear I didn't speed, it was the Reo Speedwagon!
Reo Speedwagon at the Drive-Thru
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I went to a fast-food drive-thru, and the cashier said, Can I take your order, sir? I replied, I'll have a Reo Speedwagon with a side of fries. Turns out, they don't serve classic rock bands. Who knew?
Reo Speedwagon's Pet Peeve
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I heard Reo Speedwagon's biggest pet peeve is slow drivers. They just can't stand it when someone's not keeping up with the speedwagon. It's like they're on a musical highway with no time for cruising.
Reo Speedwagon in a Parallel Universe
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In a parallel universe, Reo Speedwagon is a self-help guru. Their motivational book is titled Riding the Emotional Speedwagon: How to Keep on Loving You and Yourself.
Reo Speedwagon Workout
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I decided to create a new workout routine inspired by Reo Speedwagon. It's called Keep on Loving You, but with Jumping Jacks. Spoiler alert: It's not as romantic as it sounds.
Reo Speedwagon GPS
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I tried using a Reo Speedwagon GPS once. It kept saying, Take it on the run, and I ended up lost in a city that didn't even exist. Thanks, Reo, now I'm in the Twilight Zone looking for directions.
Reo Speedwagon's Unfinished Songs
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Did you know Reo Speedwagon has a collection of unfinished songs? They're like the abandoned children of the music world. I heard one goes, I can't fight this feeling of... eh, let's just leave it there.
Reo Speedwagon's Alternative Career
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If Reo Speedwagon weren't a band, I think they'd make great auctioneers. I can't fight this bidding war any longer! Going once, going twice... sold on loving you!
Reo Speedwagon's Failed Mascot
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They once tried to have a mascot for Reo Speedwagon, but it didn't work out. It was a speedy wagon with flames painted on the sides. Unfortunately, it kept getting pulled over for speeding.
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