5 Jokes For Reliable

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Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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The Wi-Fi Connection

Staying connected
I was in a video call with my boss, and the Wi-Fi decided to take a break. I swear my boss froze on the screen with the most unimpressed expression. It's like the Wi-Fi knew I needed an excuse for my blank stare during the meeting.

The Weather App

Trusting the forecast
I've come to realize that the only thing more unreliable than my love life is the 10-day forecast. "Chance of showers"? More like a guarantee of disappointment.

The Alarm Clock

Waking up on time
I swear my alarm clock has a snooze button with a PhD. It knows exactly when I have an important meeting. It's like, "Oh, you've got a big presentation today? Let me help you sabotage that.

The Washing Machine

Laundry day struggles
My washing machine has a secret agenda to make my clothes shrink. I'm convinced it's plotting against my wardrobe, one load at a time.

The GPS Navigation

Getting lost despite technology
My GPS has this condescending tone when I miss a turn. "Recalculating." It's like having an annoying backseat driver, but instead of a person, it's a robot judging my life choices.

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