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Rednecks are like walking dictionaries – redneck-tionaries, if you will. My buddy says, The 'incipient' of a great day is when the fishing boat starts on the first try. I said, You mean the 'inception,' right? He grins, Nope, incipient – it's the start of a fishin' expedition!
Redneck Word of the Day
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I was talking to a redneck philosopher the other day. He goes, The meaning of life is 'conflagration.' I asked, Con-what? He says, Yep, conflagration – when you and your buddies gather around the fire pit, and you realize life is just one big party!
Redneck Word of the Day
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I love these redneck words. The other day, my redneck friend was like, The 'defintion' of a good time is sittin' on the porch with a cold beer. I said, I think you mean 'definition,' buddy. He goes, Nope, I'm pretty sure I 'defint' it right the first time!
Redneck Word of the Day
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You ever play Scrabble with a redneck? It's a whole new experience. I put down syzygy – a great, high-scoring word. My redneck friend looks at it and goes, That ain't a word. I said, Sure it is, it means the alignment of celestial bodies. He says, Well, in that case, I got 'yeehaw,' triple word score!
Redneck Word of the Day
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You know, I recently learned a new phrase – it's what I like to call the Redneck Word of the Day. Today's word is fluctuate. Yeah, you heard me right, fluctuate. Now, if you're a redneck, that's when your wife asks if you want a beer, and you say, Honey, I don't fluctuate. I either drink it or I don't!
Redneck Word of the Day
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My redneck neighbor knocked on my door and goes, I got a word for ya – 'ubiquitous.' I was impressed; it's a pretty sophisticated word. He says, Yep, it means everywhere at once. Then he points to his pickup truck, his lawnmower, and his dog, all in the front yard, and says, That's what I call ubiquitous living!
Redneck Word of the Day
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Rednecks have a unique way of using words. My friend said, I got a 'belligerent' dog. I said, Oh, aggressive? He goes, Nope, belligerent – it's when he starts barking at the moon, thinking it's trespassin' on his property!
Redneck Word of the Day
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I was hanging out with my redneck buddy the other day, and he goes, Hey, I got a redneck word for ya – 'ubiqtious.' I was like, Ubiq-what now? He said, It means you can find a truck in every yard in the neighborhood. That's redneck for neighborhood unity right there!
Redneck Word of the Day
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I asked my redneck cousin for the redneck word of the day, and he goes, Oh, it's 'facetious.' I said, Really? That's a big word for a redneck. He says, Yep, facetious – it's when you accidentally set the field on fire, and your buddy goes, 'Well, facetious again, ain't ya?'
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My redneck uncle proudly told me, The 'preponderance' of my wardrobe is camouflage. I said, You mean the 'majority'? He says, No, preponderance – it sounds fancier, and it means I got more camo shirts than regular ones. Fashion with a redneck twist!
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