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The Time-Traveling Romantic
When red roses transport you back to the medieval era of chivalry and courtly love.
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I told my wife, "I got you red roses because you're my queen." She replied, "Great, now where's my castle?" Note to self: Roses may transport you to the past, but they don't come with real estate.
The Gardener's Rebellion
When red roses decide they've had enough of being the go-to flower for love.
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I overheard my roses talking, and they're planning a strike. They're tired of being plucked for romantic gestures. They want a day off, or at least a dental plan. Who knew roses had such strong opinions about employee benefits?
The Detective's Mystery
When red roses turn into clues in a mysterious love story.
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I tried surprising my partner with red roses, thinking it would be romantic. Turns out, they spent the entire evening trying to decode the Morse code the flowers were spelling out. Who knew roses could be so cryptic?
The Florist's Dilemma
When red roses become a relationship expert's worst nightmare.
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I asked the florist for relationship advice, and he handed me a bouquet of red roses. I thought, "Wow, flowers are cheaper than therapy until your spouse realizes you're just deflecting with floral arrangements.
The Mathematician's Equation
When red roses become an unsolvable equation in the language of love.
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I gave my date a single red rose, thinking it was a simple gesture. Turns out, it's a complex algebraic equation where 'x' is the number of hours of silent treatment I get if I don't also remember to compliment their shoes.
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