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What do you get when you cross a clown with a dog on Red Nose Day? A lot of laughs and a 'bark'ing good time!
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What do you call a group of clowns celebrating Red Nose Day? A 'giggle' of goofballs!
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What did the red nose say to the clown? 'Stop clowning around, it's Red Nose Day!
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What do you call a clown who celebrates Red Nose Day at the beach? Sandy-nose the clown!
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Why did the red-nosed reindeer start a comedy club? Because he had a great sense of 'deer' humor!
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What did the nose say to the face on Red Nose Day? 'I nose you're going to laugh at this one!
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I asked the cashier if they accepted red noses as payment on Red Nose Day. They said, 'Sorry, we only take 'cents' of humor!
Red Nose Day: When Rudolph Tries to Be Incognito
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Red Nose Day is like Rudolph's attempt at being incognito. I mean, imagine him on his day off, wearing sunglasses, a fake mustache, and trying to blend in. But the nose is still there, shining like a beacon. People are like, Nice try, Rudolph. You can't hide that glow. We know it's you, the original light bulb reindeer!
Red Nose Day: The Day Noses Everywhere Feel Inadequate
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Red Nose Day is tough on regular noses. They must look in the mirror and think, I'm just not measuring up to the holiday spirit. Maybe if I had some glitter or a tiny hat, people would notice me too. It's a rough day for the unsung heroes of the face.
Red Nose Day: The Only Time We Encourage Nose Picking
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On Red Nose Day, we all encourage nose picking. Not for the usual reasons, of course. It's a charity event! You're not gross; you're just doing your part to make the world a better place, one booger at a time.
Red Nose Day: The Only Time Rudolph's Union Negotiated Overtime
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You know, they have this thing called Red Nose Day. Yeah, apparently, it's the only time Rudolph gets paid extra for guiding Santa's sleigh. I can imagine the negotiations: I want double carrots, a cozy stable, and my own personal stylist to maintain this famous red nose. Oh, and dental coverage for all the mistletoe incidents. It's a tough job, you know!
Red Nose Day: Santa's GPS System or Fashion Statement?
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I'm not sure if Rudolph's red nose is Santa's high-tech GPS system or just a festive fashion statement. I mean, imagine if we all had such practical excuses for our fashion choices. Oh, this neon shirt? It helps me stand out in a crowd. Safety first!
Red Nose Day: When Your Nose Glows Brighter Than Your Future
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You know Red Nose Day is here when your nose is glowing brighter than your future. I can picture people at work trying to one-up each other, like, You got a promotion? Well, my nose raised more for charity! It's a tough competition out there.
Red Nose Day: The Original Glowing Recommendation
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Rudolph's red nose is the original glowing recommendation. Forget LinkedIn endorsements; if Rudolph vouches for you, you're basically on the fast track to success. Rudolph says I'm great with directions and have a shiny personality. Hire me!
Red Nose Day: Where Even Clowns Think, 'That's a Bit Much'
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So, Red Nose Day, right? I'm thinking, clowns must look at people on Red Nose Day and go, Dude, that's a bit much, don't you think? We're the professionals here. We've got the market cornered on oversized accessories. A red nose? Please, call me when you're juggling flaming candy canes on a unicycle in a polka-dot jumpsuit.
Red Nose Day: Where Every Rudolph Wears His Heart on His Face
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Red Nose Day is like Valentine's Day for Rudolph. It's the one day he wears his heart on his face. He's out there, spreading love and holiday cheer, and I'm just thinking, Wow, Rudolph, that's commitment. Most of us struggle with a heart on our sleeve; you've got yours on your nose!
Red Nose Day: The One Day Noses Get More Attention Than Selfies
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You ever notice on Red Nose Day, suddenly everyone's nose is the star of the show? Forget selfies; it's all about nose-ies. People be like, Look at my red nose, it's for charity! I'm just waiting for the day we have a Bad Hair Day for a good cause. I'd win that one hands down.
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