7 Jokes For Realtor

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Updated on: Nov 22 2024

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My realtor told me to imagine the perfect house. So, I closed my eyes and imagined paying off the mortgage!
My realtor told me I should invest in land. So, I bought a bag of dirt and named it 'future property'!
My realtor told me to invest in real estate on Mars. They said the market is out of this world!
I bought a house with no windows. My realtor said it was a great opportunity to open up new possibilities!
I told my realtor I need a break. Now I'm the proud owner of a timeshare!
I asked my realtor for their best real estate joke. They replied, 'The housing market!
My realtor is like a superhero. They always come to the rescue when I'm in a housing crisis!

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