5 Jokes For Razor Blades

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 12 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

The Forgetful Traveler

When you forget to pack your razor on a trip.
Forgot my razor, used a disposable one from the hotel. I think it was designed for astronauts; it was the most intergalactic shave I've ever had.

The Barber's Dilemma

When your client insists on giving you grooming advice.
Client said, "A good shave is like a work of art." I guess my face is the canvas, and the razor is the abstract expressionist.

The Shaving Cream Debacle

When you run out of shaving cream mid-shave.
Used conditioner instead of shaving cream. My face is silky smooth, but now I'm questioning why my hair feels like a dessert topping.

The Overachieving Teen

When your teenager insists on using the fanciest razor for the first time.
Teenagers and razors are a dangerous combination. Mine thinks he's a lumberjack, and my razor is a tiny, misunderstood tree.

The DIY Enthusiast

When you try to save money by sharpening your razor.
Sharpened my razor and accidentally gave myself a reverse mohawk. Who knew DIY grooming was a risky game of hair roulette?

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 03 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today