5 Jokes About Rastas

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Rasta and Fashion

Navigating between traditional attire and the pressure to keep up with trends
I bought a new pair of shoes, and my Rasta friend asked, "What's wrong with your old ones?" Apparently, the holes in my sneakers were just my feet getting some fresh air, man.

Rasta in the Kitchen

Deciding between ital cuisine and fast food
I ordered a veggie burger at a fast-food place, and they looked at me like I asked for a unicorn steak. "Sorry, we only serve things that once had a mother or came from a lab.

Rasta and Technology

Balancing the simplicity of the Rasta lifestyle with the complexity of modern gadgets
I tried explaining social media to my Rasta friend. He said, "So, it's like a Nyabinghi drum circle, but with more emojis?" Yeah, pretty much, man.

Rasta and Relationships

Balancing love and the desire for freedom
Dating a Rasta is like dating a philosopher. We don't say, "I love you." We say, "Our love is like the wind – you can't see it, but you can feel it messing up your hair.

Rasta Hairstyles

Struggling with the practicality of long dreadlocks
People ask me if I have a secret to growing long hair. Yeah, it's called patience, or as I like to call it, "waiting for my hair to dreaducate itself.

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