bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why don't clouds ever break up? They're afraid of the rain leaving them!
0
0
How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
0
0
What did the rain say to the ground? If you keep it up, I'll have to drop you!
Thunderous Accompaniment
0
0
Have you noticed that when it's raining so hard, thunder decides to join the party? It's like the heavens are throwing a rock concert, and thunder is the drummer who doesn't know when to stop. Dude, we get it, you can hit the cymbals!
Raindrop Symphony
0
0
Ever notice how when it's raining so hard, each raindrop on your window sounds like it's auditioning for a spot in a percussion ensemble? It's like, And now, the world premiere of 'Raindrop Symphony in C Minor.'
Rain, the Great Hair Stylist
0
0
Rain is like the universe's hair stylist. You spend hours fixing your hair, and the moment you step out, it's like rain says, Let me help you with that! It's the only salon where the styling is free, but the results are avant-garde.
Rain Dance Workout
0
0
I've discovered a new exercise routine – it's called the Rain Dance Workout. You step outside, and suddenly, you're dodging raindrops, doing interpretive dance moves to avoid puddles. It's like a free session of Zumba, courtesy of the sky.
Rain, the Relationship Expert
0
0
They say couples who can weather a storm together stay together. Well, I tried that during a downpour, and let me tell you, it turns out arguing about who forgot the umbrella is not the key to a successful relationship. Who knew?
Umbrella Struggles
0
0
I bought this fancy umbrella the other day, you know, the kind that promises to withstand hurricanes. Well, turns out it can handle hurricanes, but the moment it starts raining so hard, that thing decides it's time to retire and takes off like Mary Poppins on vacation!
Car Wipers on Steroids
0
0
I was driving in the rain the other day, and my car wipers were going so fast; I felt like I was in a Michael Bay movie. I half-expected explosions every time they swiped across the windshield. Rainy days turn every commute into an action film.
Puddle Olympics
0
0
I was walking down the street during a heavy rain, and suddenly, I found myself in the Puddle Olympics. Long jump over that one, high jump over this one – it's like I stumbled upon a spontaneous urban obstacle course. I even got a gold medal – in soggy socks.
Weather App Accuracy
0
0
I rely on my weather app, you know? It's supposed to give accurate predictions. But when it's raining so hard, my app is like a magic eight ball – I ask it about the weather, and it just says, Reply hazy, try again later. Also, grab a canoe.
Post a Comment