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I tried to calm down my angry refrigerator. It's still cool on the outside, but inside, it's chilling!
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I accidentally stepped on an angry insect. Now it holds a grudge – literally!
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I asked my furious friend if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He told me to build up to it!
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My rage management class really makes me angry. I'm thinking of switching to yoga for anger management!
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I asked my furious cat for relationship advice. It just hissed and walked away. Guess I'm on my own!
Rage-Induced Fitness Routine
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I've developed a new workout routine. It's called Rage Fitness. It involves doing squats every time you stub your toe or jumping jacks when the Wi-Fi goes out. Let me tell you, my rage abs are on point!
Raging GPS Guidance
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I love my GPS, but it has a knack for leading me into traffic jams. It's like my GPS has a secret life goal of making me late. I'm starting to suspect it's in cahoots with the traffic lights, just to see how much rage it can induce.
Rage Against the Tangled Earphones
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Untangling earphones is my version of anger management. I feel like a detective solving a complex case every time I pull those things out of my pocket. If I ever find the person responsible for inventing earphone knots, there will be words!
Rage Against the Printer
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Printers are the true villains of the modern world. I had a heated argument with mine the other day. It claimed it was out of ink, and I'm like, I've seen you print in grayscale, you printer drama queen!
Rage-Quit at the Grocery Store
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Grocery shopping is a dangerous sport. I got so frustrated in the checkout line that I almost rage-quit. I turned to the cashier and said, You know what? Keep the broccoli. I'm out. I can't handle the produce pressure!
Raging Battle with the TV Remote
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Changing channels with the TV remote is like participating in a thumb war against a tiny, uncooperative opponent. I've declared war on my remote, but I suspect it's plotting its revenge, waiting for the perfect moment to hide during a crucial TV moment!
Raging Battle with the Alarm Clock
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My alarm clock and I have an ongoing feud. It beeps at me every morning like it's auditioning for a heavy metal band. I'm just waiting for the day it throws in a drum solo and demands I stage dive out of bed!
Rage Against the Self-Checkout Machine
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I tried the self-checkout at the grocery store, and I had a full-blown argument with the machine. It accused me of having an unexpected item in the bagging area. Yeah, my entire existence is unexpected, but you don't see me complaining!
Rage Against the Vending Machine
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You ever get so mad at a vending machine that you start negotiating with it? I was there, shaking it like it owed me money. I'm like, Come on, just give me my candy bar, and we can avoid a scene here!
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