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You guys ever heard of Radio Yerevan? It's like the ultimate source of news you never knew you needed. It's this fictional radio station where they answered absurd questions from listeners. It's like if Yahoo Answers and The Onion had a baby on air! You see, they'd start with this disclaimer: "We don't know if this story is true, but we trust that it's representative of the truth" - which basically translates to, "We're gonna make something up that sounds too ridiculous to be real, but we're gonna do it with such confidence, you'll believe it."
They'd get these wild questions like, "Is it true that in America, they eat only the big steaks and throw away the small pieces?" And Radio Yerevan would just respond, "In principle, yes, but actually, it's the other way around. They keep the small pieces and throw away the big ones. You see, in America, they're big on portion control!
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They once got asked, "Is it true that Lenin was Jewish?" And Radio Yerevan, without missing a beat, goes, "In principle, yes, but actually, Lenin was Russian. However, he did have Jewish roots. He had a friend who was Jewish, and Lenin's mother really liked him." They took the leap from historical inquiry straight into your grandma's neighborhood gossip. Radio Yerevan had this knack for mixing facts with a touch of "Eh, close enough." It's like they created an alternate universe where anything was possible, as long as it sounded vaguely plausible.
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Then there's this gem: "Is it true that comrade Ivanov has a car?" And Radio Yerevan, oh man, they'd reply, "In principle, yes, but actually, it's comrade Petrov, and he doesn't have a car. However, if comrade Ivanov had a car, comrade Petrov would have two." It's this perfect blend of Soviet satire and existential humor. I mean, Radio Yerevan could have solved any paradox with their logic. They were like the philosophical gurus of the airwaves, answering life's deepest questions with complete nonsense.
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My favorite one was when they were asked, "Is it true that life has gotten better under communism?" And Radio Yerevan, oh man, they aced it with, "In principle, yes, but actually, under communism, life has not only gotten better, but it has also become incomparably happier after it ended." It's comedy gold, folks! They took a question about socio-political systems and turned it into a roast on the system itself. Radio Yerevan was undefeated in the art of making you question everything you thought you knew.
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