8 Jokes For Quarter Mile

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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Why did the car tell the bicycle it was scared of racing a quarter mile? Because it didn't want to get tired!
I joined a quarter-mile racing team, but we couldn't agree on the direction. We kept going in circles!
My car wanted to become a comedian, but its jokes were all about the road. It realized it was stuck in a rut!
Why did the math book want to race a quarter mile? It heard it was all about the 'prime' distance!
I challenged my refrigerator to a quarter-mile race. I won, but it was a close call. The fridge almost caught up when I stopped to grab a snack!
Why did the chicken challenge the car to a quarter-mile race? It wanted to prove it could cross the road faster!
I challenged my GPS to a quarter-mile race. It said, 'Recalculating...
Why don't scientists run quarter-mile races? They prefer experiments with longer hypotheses!

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