7 Jokes For Quantum

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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What did the photon say when asked if it needed help? 'No thanks, I'm just passing through.
I tried to make a joke about the uncertainty principle. I'm not sure if it was funny or not, and neither is the audience.
Why do quantum physicists make terrible stand-up comedians? Their timing is always uncertain.
Did you hear about the physicist who was addicted to quantum mechanics? He couldn't resist the urge to take things to a whole new level.
Why do quantum physicists never play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them and proving they were hiding at the same time!
What did the neutron say to the bartender? 'I'll have a charge on the rocks.
I told a chemistry joke at a quantum physics conference. It got a reaction, just not the one I expected.

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